THE FAMILY – EPISODE #1.1 – TAWNY AND BLAKE

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OCTOBER 10, 2021

HOME – 8:45 p.m.

It was late evening when Paco arrived. He’d emptied his pockets, dropping the lumps of cash onto the coffee table.

He lowered himself into the plush leather sectional and reached for the remote.

It was the middle of the third quarter, and Zeke was high-stepping into the end zone for a touchdown. Brett Maher capped the drive off by adding the extra point to extend the Cowboys’ lead against the Giants to twenty-four to thirteen.

Paco sorted out the bills by denominations, edging the corners, facing, and stacking them into neat piles of tens, twenties, and hundreds.

He reached into his boxers, pulling out the cardboard matchbox from between his scrotum and thigh. He slid it open, removing the two eight-ball sacks of cocaine, clutching them into his palm.

He sighed as his mouth widened into a yawn. His eyes heavied.

He again looked at the cocaine. A gentle smile formed on his face as he began to reminisce.


JUNE 20, 2022

DOUBLE PLATINUM CLUB – 10:18 p.m.

He’d just walked in, taken a seat at the bar near the entrance, and ordered a beer when he heard the sound of a sweet voice. “So, how did you get the name Paco?”

Paco smiled. “My mother called me that since I was young.”

“I like it. I think it’s cute.”

“So, how do you know my name? I would have remembered you.”

“We’ve never met.”

“So, again, how do you know my name?”

“I have my ways.” She stalled, panning the room. She giggled. “I heard the bartender say it.”

“What are you drinking? Can I get you something?” Paco signaled.

“A Red Bull… With a straw.”

“Now, tell me your name.”

“Tawny.”

“Nice to meet you, Tawny.”

The two locked into a stare. Tawny quick-glanced her drink as it was placed upon a napkin. She lifted the can in a toast. Paco returned the gesture. “Thanks for my drink.”

“It’s my pleasure.”

“You have a very interesting look.” Tawny studied his features. “You’re like some kind of an exotic mix…of all good things. Is your mother or father Mexican?”

“My dad was black, and my mother is Spanish. Her parents are from Spain.”

“Did I hear you say your dad was?”

“Yeah, he was killed.”

“I’m sorry, Paco.”

“That was fifteen years ago. I was eleven.”

“How did he die? That’s if you don’t mind me asking.”

“A deal gone bad.”

Tawny paused. “I’m sure he was so handsome… I bet you look just like him, too.”

“Are you flirting with me?”

“Can’t you tell?”

“I don’t like to assume. I like to be sure.”

“I’m flirting.”

“Okay, well, you’re not so bad yourself, Tawny. You look a little mixed, too.”

“I did my DNA, and I have like six percent Sub-Saharan African in me.”

“I can see where it’s at. You have the blue eyes, but you have the lips like a black girl.”

“I got the booty too. And it’s all real.”

“Stand up right quick. I want to see how tall you are.”

“No… Not right now.” She smirked. “A little later.”

“So you’re gonna make me wait to see that, huh?”

“Yup.”

“I’d still like to see how tall you are. You don’t have to turn around.”

“You want to know if we’re a good fit?”

“Yeah.”

“I can’t take off my stilettos, but we are. I can tell.”

“How?”

“You’re about six one?”

“Two.”

“If I hug you in flats, my head will be right in your chest… Perfect.”

“Yes, you are, Tawny. You’re very beautiful. I’m sure you’ve heard every compliment that I could ever come up with, especially while working in a gentleman’s club. But, I’m speaking from the heart. I really mean it. There’s something about you. I can’t explain it.”

“I feel it, Paco. Since you came in through those doors, I haven’t taken my eyes off you…

“I was talking to myself, wondering, who is this cute, sexy man with the curly hair and all those muscles?

“I knew that I’d better say something before one of these other bitches got to you first… Then you sat right next to me? That was when I knew.”

“Tawny… Do you believe in…?”

“Love at first sight?”

“Yes.”

“If I didn’t before, I do now.”

Paco peered slightly above Tawny’s shoulder. “I can’t help but to notice that server. She’s been watching us.”

“Who?” Tawny turned.

“She’s across the room. She has the long ponytail.”

“Oh, that’s my girl, Blake.”

“Blake?”

“Yeah, isn’t she pretty?” Tawny beckoned with a wave.

“Pretty? Tawny, she’s drop-dead gorgeous. She could be a movie star.”

“We grew up across from each other in Tyler.”

“Tyler?”

“We moved here to Dallas a month ago.”

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CAMILLA – EPISODE #1.1 – THEY MEET

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Just across the levee, the calliope of the Steamboat Natchez is playing against the warning horn as it paddles away into the sunset.

A small group enjoying a horse and buggy ride down Decatur Street has steered their attention towards a merry bunch of tourists gathered around a troupe of teenage tap dancers and jazz musicians, playing for tips.

A young guy, mid-twenties, takes a pause at the bright green sports coupe parked just outside the Stinky Cheek Bar and Grill. He enters to the sounds of The Meters, “Cissy Strut”, blasting from the jukebox. The wooden floors groan under his boot heels as he strides towards his favorite spot, a stool near the open doorway.

“Are you eating, Dillon, or just drinking?”

“Eating.”

“Your usual?”

“With fries, please?”

“Fries too?” She grinned, raking her blonde locks away from her bright blue eyes. “You must have worked up an appetite. Band practice?”

“I’m worn out.”

“You’re going to get there. Keep working. You’ll be a star.”

“Thanks, Crystal.”


He was halfway through his catfish po’ boy when he noticed her.

Strands of her full chestnut mane blew ever so slightly under the slow-spinning ceiling fans. Her thin, shapely figure was hugged by a red, rose colored dress.

She stood at the bar, anxiously waiting as Crystal tended to a customer at the far end. “I need change, please!”

Crystal’s head spun around. “I’ll be with you in a moment!”

Dillon watched as she turned towards the video poker machines near the rear. A chair was leaned against one; the other two had players, and at a side table were a middle-aged couple waiting to get on.

She dug into her purse and removed a bill. She held it high. “I need change, please. I’m playing.”

Crystal’s long, skinny legs hurried towards her. “I can only wait on one person at a time.” She glanced at the hundred. “I don’t have it right now.”

“What do you mean you don’t have it right now?”

“I need my change for later on. It’s Sunday, and in about an hour, lots of people will be coming in. It’s going to get hectic.”

“It’s about to get hectic right now. I’m playing that machine…” She looked back, stealing a peek. “People are waiting on it, and I’ve already lost a lot of money that I’m trying to win back.”

“Sorry, I need my change.”

“Okay, what if I ordered another drink?”

“Nope.” There was a slight moan across the room. “I still don’t have it.”

“What kind of bullshit is this?! Where is your manager?!”

“He’s not here right now.”

“When will he be back?”

“In about a half hour or so.”

“That’ll be too late!”

“Not my problem.” Crystal was filled with spite as she traipsed away. She faced a few bottles before picking up the feather duster.

“I hope he’s getting change for your…lots of people.”

Crystal lowered her pitch. “Poker machines take hundreds.”

“If I’d wanted to play a hundred, I would have played a hundred!”

“You’re going to end up putting it all in there anyway.”

Fire shot from the girl’s eyes. “Bitch!”

Dillon stood, cutting in. “I have it. Hold on.” This drew ire from Crystal. He peeled five twenties off a folded wad he’d retrieved from his front left pocket and handed them to her.

“Thank you so much!” She turned to Crystal as she sexily sashayed away. Her voice trailed behind her. “And you’re a terrible bartender!”

Dillon laughed. “Why are you being so mean, Crystal?”

“I was not being mean. She was rude. I have my regulars to take care of. She’s impatient. Thinks she can get whatever she wants when she wants it.”

“She was about to lose her machine.”

“So… Captain save a ho.”

“You did not just call me… Wow! Here’s one for my tab, and the other is for you.”

“Is that supposed to make me feel better?”

“Twenty dollars better.”

“Ha! Look at you, desperado. You didn’t even finish your sandwich. Go save your ho.”

Dillon approached slowly, taking a lean against the side of the one armed bandit, he watched as the girl dropped her second Andrew into the slot. “How’s it going?”

“I’m about to win.”

“Okay.”

“I am, man! Don’t jinx me!”

“Alright, I’m just asking how it’s going?” He paused, taking a beat. “I’m Dillon. What’s your name?”

“Camilla. Please tell me that you did not come over here to shoot your shot…”

“Whoa! Hold on… Don’t come at me like that.”

She stopped playing. “What do you want, dude?”

“You think I can get that hundred?”

“The hundred?”

“I gave you five twenties…”

“Yeah… What kind of shit are you trying to run?”

“What kind of shit are you trying to run?”

She studied him. “You’re too cute to be a hustler?”

“And you’re about the prettiest hustler I’ve ever seen.”

“Me?” She broke into laughter. “I don’t have to hustle anyone. I can promise you that.”

“I can’t tell. I’ll just say that you were so pissed off at Crystal that you actually forgot.”

“Oh my god! I owe you a hundred-dollar bill!”

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DOPE BOY CHRONICLES – EPISODE #1.1 – A TYPICAL DAY

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JANUARY 22, 2020 – Business is still slow. Weather is cold; low 40s.

GOLD TOWN CABARET – 2:28 p.m.

Natalia is a mature Hispanic stripper from New York with a tough girl attitude. She has a pretty, doll-like face, long black hair, and thick, wide hips.

She likes me and wants to hang out outside of the club, but I’ve only known her now for about two months, and I’m not ready to let her into my comfort zone just yet.

She’d left a bad text in my phone the day before, telling me that she needed me to come out for a couple of tricks that wanted an eight-ball. I saw red flags and blew off the deal.

I’d walked in, and after my eyes adjusted, I could see her and Sarah, a frail, late forties drug-addled blonde, sitting with and talking to a customer at a table on the main floor. Natalia noticed me. She smiled. I walked over and stood, searching my phone messages.

Sarah spoke first. “Hey, Andre.”

“Give me a second. I’ve got to discuss something with this one.”

I leaned. “This right here, that’s no good for me. Don’t ever put something like that in my phone again.”

“What?”

“Never type in an amount. Just ask me if I can come by. I’m always ready for anything.”

“I’m sorry, doll. That ain’t me. You know I’m better than that.”

“I don’t know shit. I’m looking right here at what you…”

“You don’t have an encrypted app? Let me show you…”

“I don’t need an encrypted app. Everybody I fuck with knows better than to ever do some shit like that.”

“You’re right. It’ll never happen again. Trust me.”

“So, what was up with those customers yesterday?”

“It was two dudes, one white and one black. Me and Miley were sitting with them and drinking, and everything was cool. Miley offered them some coke to get them to go into the VIP, and then couldn’t get the shit. Her fucking plug didn’t come through.

“That’s when I was trying to get with you. But then shit got all fucked up. The bitch kept the money and went home, leaving me holding the charge.

“I had to let them motherfuckers know… I had nothing to do with that. That deal was between them. Leave me out of it.”

“Yeah, don’t call me for bullshit. You don’t even know them. Don’t do any favors for some fucking random off the street. That’ll get us all fucked up.”

I didn’t press the issue any further. My point was made.


HOME – 5:40 p.m.

A friend and confidant of mine, Demi, stopped by on her way to work for her usual forty sack. She’s a waitress at Big John’s Gentleman’s Club out in Fort Worth. That was the first money I’d made all day.


HOME – 10:02 p.m.

I’d given up and was going to ride out to Cinepolis to check out the new “Bad Boys” movie when I got a text from Holly.

She too works at Big John’s. From her coded message, I knew it was three hundred for me. That ended the movie idea.


BIG JOHN’S GENTLEMAN’S CLUB – 10:46 p.m.

Holly is low-key and very professional. She has all the high-end clients and makes big money for herself and the club. The transaction went smoothly.

A little backstory. It was Demi who’d introduced and put me on with Holly. Demi later told me that Holly thought I was cute and had talked me up.

I was also attracted to Holly. She’s ultra thin with an okay face and long blonde hair to her lower back. She has a subtle charisma, a certain way about her.

I’d kept it all business, though. I didn’t want to cross a line, especially when I had a new, consistent source of income.

Holly sat me at a table opposite the stage.

I was sipping my beer when a petite Hispanic dancer named Jeanice stopped by. She took a seat in front of me and smiled. “Hey, handsome.”

“Hey.”

“Where’s your friend?”

“What friend?”

“You were with him and the other guy last week.”

“For the Conor McGregor fight?”

“Yeah.”

“I didn’t know them. We’d just started talking. Wait… That was you entertaining the other guy. I remember.”

“Yeah… So, what’s up?”

“I’m just hanging out. I was going to go to the movies, but at the last minute I decided to come by here.”

“I’m glad you did… Maybe we can go to the movies together.”

“That sounds good.”

“Call me.” I opened my contacts and handed her my phone. “You put it in. If the managers see that, they’ll think I’m trying to take you out of here.”

I entered her number and locked it in. “I just messaged you with my name.”

“Okay, I’m up next on stage, and I’m going to go and make some rounds after that. Will you be here for a while?”

“I don’t know yet. I won’t be too much longer, though.”

I watched as she walked away, noticing her body for the first time. She was small, petite and round.

I went to the bar for twenty singles, then to the stage and tossed them in front of her. She smiled, winked, and blew me a kiss.

It was a little later when Holly checked in on me. “Are you okay, Andre? Can I get you anything else?”

“I’m good… Let me ask you something. What do you know of Jeanice? I think she’s hot. She’s wanting to go to the movies with me.”

“Oh… I don’t keep up with the dancers that much.”

I sensed a sourness in her voice, but I wasn’t sure.

After about an hour, I was ready to call it a night. On my way out, I stopped Holly to thank her. “You know, if you were available, I wouldn’t even be looking at any of these other girls in here or anywhere else. It could be me and you against the world.”

“Yeah, because I was getting all jealous when you asked me about her.”

“Really?”

“You know, you can come by anytime you like. It doesn’t have to be about business.”

“Okay… I’ll do that.”

I walked to my car, started it, and sat for a moment. I thought of how I would probably have to make a decision. Hang out with the hot fun-girl Jeanice, or see if there’s something there with Holly, my new hook-up with the big-time clients.

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VIEUX CARRÉ – DARLENE – PROLOGUE

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APRIL 8, 2006

SHULMAN’S COMMUNITY FOOD MARKET – 4:16 p.m.

She moved instinctively and efficiently as she dragged the items one by one from the humming conveyor, slowing only for the audible confirmation of the laser scanner before sliding them onto the holding shelf for bagging.

In her slim-fit blue denims and black running shoes, she stood nearly five feet five. Below her thick, naturally arched eyebrows were a pair of penetrating but soft and inviting green eyes that contrasted beautifully with her light brown skin.

Reflecting brightly off the rows of neon tubes filling the ceiling was the glossy white acrylic name tag pinned to her left lapel. Etched in black below the company’s pale green scripted logo was the name Darlene.


Shuleman’s Community Food Market was established in the early twentieth century by Ansel Shulman and his wife, Claudia, who were the children of German immigrants who had come to New Orleans.

It was built as a box-type construction at the corner of St. Claude and Elysian Fields Avenues, just on the edge between the city’s seventh and eighth wards.

Started as a mom-and-pop grocery store, it’d grown into a small supermarket, unfailingly stocked with fresh meats, rows of canned goods, rice, beans, fresh fruits, vegetables, and baked breads of all sorts.

In the late sixties, the addition of air conditioning was a pleasant change, as were the sliding glass doors to the front and rear entrances, along with the paved parking lot out back.

They’d even installed a deli with seating. Over the years, this had become a lunch-time custom of the laborers who worked in the area.

With the coming of the civil rights movement and the integration of public schools on the horizon, the Shulmans, like so many other families of means, had moved into a two-story brick home in an all-white suburb west of the city called Metairie.

In an effort to save face, they’d hired and maintained black managers, but only of Creole descent. Because of their complexion, some were often mistaken for white; they were a perfect homogeneity for the mixed race community.

Non-Creole blacks were just as educated, ambitious, and well-spoken, but could not make as easy a transition into the mainstream.

The store was now run by the fifth generation, Randy Shulman Jr. His father had retired in 2005, just after the devastation of Hurricane Katrina. He was too far in age to try to rebuild the family business, so he’d left it up to his son to continue.

However, Randy was different. He didn’t have the same work ethic of the Shulmans before him or an interest in the day-to-day commitment required of a business owner. He’d hired Ronald Stevens, Mr. Ron as he was called by the employees, as the manager.

Mr. Ron was a very short, pear-shaped man who’d developed strabismus at the age of three. He also suffered from chronic halitosis and seborrhoeic dermatitis of the scalp that blanketed his shoulders with large flaky deposits from his graying, wavy hair.

He maintained a body odor that was reined in only by the heavy scent of deodorant on the verge of breach. His teeth were a cheesy yellow with a dense calculus accumulation and inflamed gingiva. His face was peppered with blackheads; the majority embedded in the tip of his nose and along the rim of his lips.

Being found guilty of professional malpractice along with ethics violations, Ronald Stevens had lost his CPA license.

It was a perfect partnership for him and Randy. With Ronald cooking the books, Randy was able to shave profits from his parents and avoid paying actual taxes due.

In exchange, Mr. Ron was given total control of the store, which he took full advantage of.


Darlene was born Darlene Oubre and had grown up in the neighborhood. She’d been employed at Shulman’s for three years since graduating from high school.

She was extra jubilant. It was her twenty-first birthday, and she was anxious to see what her husband Warren had for her at home.

The year before, Warren had unexpectedly surprised her with a bouquet of flowers. She was at the register when he arrived with them, causing quite a stir.

Warren Goins stood six feet two with broad shoulders and a barrel chest. He was medium brown, handsome, and sported a neat Ivy League.

The ladies had circled around the couple, congratulating Darlene and giving Warren flirtatious looks.

There was plenty of witty commentary and slight sexual overtures along with light fingertip touches to Warren’s forearms and biceps.

Darlene was terribly embarrassed but loved the attention.

This did not sit well with Mr. Ron. It was his first time seeing Warren, and it had stopped him in his tracks.

He’d watched the scene, leering with a resentful discontent. He turned away, made a half step, stopped, looked again, then stormed off into his office, slamming the door behind him.

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