DOPE BOY CHRONICLES – EPISODE #1.51 – BUBBLE GUM

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Tyler released. “I’ve never seen a man apologize like that. Not one in your position.”

“My position?”

“With all your power.”

I faked. “I see your point.”

“Pimps and players; most are never wrong. They see it as a sign of weakness. I think that a man who can admit his mistakes is the stronger man.

“That shows character, courage, and fearlessness. Your confidence, Andre… It’s all over you. Girls feed off that. You’ll have as many as you want.”

I looked to Sway. “Come on… Uh, let’s let Tyler get comfortable. You want to take a ride or something?”

“A ride? Oh! A ride… Sure, let’s do that.”

I could feel the warmth from Tyler’s peepers, beaming my profile. I turned to her. “We’d ask you to come, but we only have the Corvette…for now. You’re pretty tall.”

“It’s okay. I’m fine.”

“Are you sure?”

She smiled, panning the room. “Where can I put my things?”

“Wherever you like… I’m not sure if Sway has had a chance to tell you, but Monday, we’re all moving to our new place. There’s plenty of closet space… Are you going to be around until then?”

“If you’ll have me… I pretty much stay to myself, though. I won’t be in the way.”

“I’m sure it’ll all work out. Can we bring you anything back, Tyler?”

“Bubble gum.” She opened her purse, reaching in, searching.

“Bubble gum…?”

“I’m out.” She pulled a stack of singles, counting. “Dubble Bubble, but if they don’t have that, Trident or Extra will do.”

“Keep your cash. It’s on me… Has to be bubble gum, right?”

“Yes, please.”


DRIVING – 2:47 a.m.

“I’m going to just come out and say it, Sway. I don’t give a fuck what you think either.”

“I already know…”

“That bitch is intimidating. Her fucking presence… I can’t explain it. Like, what fucking planet is she from?”

“Now you see what I was talking about.”

“But what good is she to us? How does that help our family?”

“White men love her, Andre. They stand in line to get dances. Her rate in the VIP is crazy! She can get whatever she asks.”

“Then how is she still living with her grandmother? Couldn’t she get her own place?”

“In time… But she’s young and hasn’t established herself yet.”

“Right. We barely got into ours.”

“Nah, with Julianna falling all over you and wanting to fuck, she would have found a way if you’d walked in off the street.”

I grinned. “That woman does not like me.”

Sway, laughed, poking my shoulder. “I should have slapped that bitch.”


SEVEN ELEVEN – RIVERSIDE AND ROYAL LANE – 2:59 a.m.

We’d gotten some snacks. A bag of Doritos and a Coke for me. Sway had some peanuts and an iced tea. For Tyler, we’d loaded up on Dubble Bubble. A separate sack with twelve packages.

At checkout, I’d also given the attendant an extra twenty for gas on pump two. Sway stood out with me as I topped off the tank. I looked to her. “The gazebo is right up the way. You want to hang out a little longer? It’ll give Tyler more time to herself.”

“I know. I was hoping you’d ask.”

“Why didn’t you say something?”

“It’s your special place, Daddy. I would never intrude or invite myself.”

“It’s our special place now…”

Sway looked past me, over my shoulder. “Are you carrying? Don’t turn around. I think it’s the cops.”

“I’m clean…” The small SUV appeared from my periphery, parking into a slot in front of the entrance. “That’s just Las Colinas Patrol. They’re cool… They pretty much drive around just watching.”

We entered, closing both doors, and fastened our seat belts. I started the engine. “I’ve yet to see any of them even get out of their vehicles.”

“I was about to piss myself. I thought they were coming right for us.”

“I’m used to it. Over time, you adjust… You learn to blend, not draw attention.”


GAZEBO – 3:11 a.m.

We’d brought our snacks with us. Sway made a little picnic, laying everything out on the bench. “So what is the story with Tyler and her grandmother? Why don’t they get along? Did something happen?”

“The way she told it to me was that her grandmother didn’t like who she’d become after she went away to college. That she was too radical.”

“I think I see where this is going. Did she go to an HBCU?”

“Yeah.”

“And her grandmother has a slave mentality… Into the church, depending on Jesus to come down from heaven and heal the world of oppression and racism.”

“That’s fucking exactly what she said!”

“Where are her parents?”

“They were killed on vacation when Tyler was a baby. Like a small plane crash on an island or something. They were well off and left everything to Tyler in their will.”

“Her grandmother was in charge of everything?”

“Yes. Tyler had hundreds of thousands of dollars and a huge college fund for when she graduated high school…”

“Had? Her grandmother…”

“Fucked over all her shit, Andre! Tyler didn’t even know until she visited her paternal grandparents in D.C. a couple of weeks ago. They’d told her that they’d hoped that she would have gone to Harvard or Yale.

“She explained to them that she’d gotten offers but not enough to cover all her expenses.”

“So Tyler didn’t know she had money, and her grandparents didn’t know the money was messed up?”

“Right!”

“Fuck! What did the old bitch do with it?”

“Tyler said that when she’d confronted her, that her grandmother started jumping up and down, speaking in tongues, and dropped to her knees with her hands raised to the air, screaming, crying, and calling on Jesus.”

“No, Sway… The church?!”

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DOPE BOY CHRONICLES – EPISODE #1.50 – SHE CANNOT BE REAL

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I’d exited the shower, towel dried, and applied a quick coat of cocoa butter lotion to my entire body.

As I dressed, a pair of denims and a tee, I stole a look at the nightstand clock. It was already 2:25 a.m.

I was tying the lace on my second Jordan Flint when I heard Sway entering. I stood in anticipation of our new guest.

“Daddy.”

I looked behind her. “Where’s Tyler?”

“She’s outside.”

“Outside, where?”

Sway smiled. “The door.”

“On the other side?”

“Yes.”

I paused, raising my palms. “Are you going to leave her out there?”

“No.”

“And… Are you going to let her in?”

“Ask her to come in.”

“Huh?”

“Ask her to come in.”

“Why do I have to?”

“She never enters a home without the owner’s invitation.”

“Are you fucking serious?”

“Yeah.”

I stared. “You’re really serious.”

Sway giggled. “Yes.”

“Is she some kind of vampire or something?”

“No, Daddy. Please.”

I walked to the entrance. “You’re not making any sense, Sway.” I turned the handle, tugging, pulling it towards me.

Tyler was perfectly toned, ebony, statuesque, and magnificent. It was as if a children’s doll, having been granted a wish to become human, had come to life.

She was dressed in a Kelly green glen plaid mini skirt along with a black patent leather corset supporting her surgically enhanced D cups.

Standing in a pair of matching spaghetti strap sandals, she evened me in height. However, her giant natural shaggy fro made her appear a foot taller.

“This has to be a joke, Sway. She cannot be real. Are you playing with me?”

“She’s real.”

“Does she speak? Hello, Tyler?”

“Hello, Andre.” There was a slight rasp in her tone.

“The fuck, man. This is crazy. Would you please come in?”

Her mouth slightly twisted to the side into a smile. With two slow strides of her long legs, she was standing toe to toe with me.

She lowered her bag to the floor, then reached her hand. Her grip was firm. “I’m Tyler. I’ve heard so much about you.”

“Nice to meet you, Tyler.”

“Do you use the N word?”

“Excuse me?”

“I can’t fuck with you if you use the N word. I don’t deal with clowns.”

“Wait a fucking minute.” I looked to Sway. She’d dropped her head. “Sway!”

“Daddy.” She quietly closed the door. “Please don’t yell. We’re going to wake the neighbors.”

“Fuck the neighbors and fuck this bitch!”

Sway pleaded. “Andre, she’s just like that. She’s proud…”

“I’m fucking proud too! Nobody comes in my fucking house and calls me a fucking clown! I’ll slap the shit out of this bitch!”

Tyler growled. “Yes…” I turned to her. Her big eyes were steady, sharp. “Now don’t go and threaten me with a good time and not go through with it. You look like you’re a man of your word…got my pussy all wet.”

“Okay, this ho is crazy. She ain’t right in the head. I see now why she can’t get along with her grandmother.”

Sway, taking me by the arm, dragged me to the bathroom, slamming the door behind us. “Andre, don’t tell her that. You’ve just crushed her.”

“I don’t give a fuck, Sway. This bitch comes in my house telling me what I can and can’t say. Who the fuck does she think she is? I’ll say the N word and any other fucking word I want to say.”

“I know, baby. You’re right… But she’s into her culture and… I… She respects and…”

“I’m black, Sway. It’s my culture too. I get what she’s saying, but…”

“So you can relate better than I can… You must have some idea.”

“That’s not the point. She’s still disrespecting me. If she was like that with every other motherfucker she ran into, then I’d respect her. But…”

“Andre.” Sway held me close. “She’s like that with everyone. It doesn’t matter where or who it is. Young, old, middle-aged, man or woman. She side-eyed a police dog one time because his bark sounded too close…”

“To the N word?”

“Yes.”

I broke into laughter. “Okay, she’s about that life.”

“I’m telling you. I’ve learned so much from being around her. It’s the way she sees things. I’ve never heard anyone talk like that before.”

“Bitch still called me a clown though.”

Sway smiled. “She didn’t. She said that she don’t deal with clowns.”

I paused, running it all back. “Okay, you’re right…again. I fucking hate you.”

“It’s okay.” She placed a kiss to my lips. “I love you.”

“You could have told her we don’t get down like that.”

“Right. Everything moved so quickly, though.”

“I owe her an apology?”

“I think so.”

Tyler hadn’t moved a step. She watched cautiously as we approached. “Tyler… I reacted too quickly, and I want to say that I’m sorry. It was all my fault.” She smiled warmly, flashing a perfect set of whites. She quickly locked her arms around me. “No, huh? Hugs?”

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