MY TIME AS AN UBER DRIVER – CRUSTY, CRUNCHY, CALCIFIED, COOCHIE CATAPILAR CORPSE, NOT TO BE SCRATCHED AND SNIFFED

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After stepping away and dedicating more than a decade, strictly and exclusively to my art, can I once again live my life as a libertine? Are my frequent and unrelenting bouts of nostalgia as I reminisce, longing for my younger years, just simply a mid-life crisis or a clarion call? Can I make my libertine dreams a reality?

Follow along with me on an all-access, fun-filled, no-holds-barred journey filled with stories, tell-alls, tales, failures, successes, and progress updates as I climb my way back.

The events as told, views, and opinions within Libertine Dreams are those of the author and make no guarantees or promises regarding the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of the information presented. It is solely for entertainment purposes.


Originally posted July 30th, 2025 on my Patreon page.

After my previous posts about my miserable job and all the details, you’ve probably figured out that it’s a rideshare gig, gig.

For the most part, it’s a pretty cool way to earn a living. You work your own schedule. You drive when and how long you want, as long as it isn’t more than 12 hours straight without a 6-hour break.

They want to make sure that you’re not out on the road too long. Fatigue can catch up to you quickly.

Feeling sick? There is no set number of days you must work. You can not drive for a year and just pick up where you left off.

You meet lots of people. Not only that, you interact, converse, listen to, and sometimes even make friends with them.

However, not all riders are good riders. Even though the company tries to match you with riders of similar ratings, you will sometimes run into someone who will ruin your day.

That’s why it’s very important to check their rating before automatically accepting the ride. Even a few ticks below a perfect 5.0, say a 4.7, can make you want to quit for the rest of the day, go home, and watch the TV.

Case in point. I often pick up working girls who are headed to or are returning to their hotels from the track. If you’re not familiar with the term “working girl”, give Google a shot.

Oftentimes, weather permitting, they are dressed in no more than a see-through top, a thong, and a pair of stilettos.

This particular time, a young lady left behind a little something for me to clean up.

I don’t know if she was excited to go to work or maybe had just completed a “consultation” with a client, but her nasty ass left a mess that will forever be in my memory.

This was totally disgusting and cost me a couple of hours of work to have this professionally removed.

I specifically avoid closing time to make sure that I’m not picking up someone who cannot hold their liquor or bladder…or bowels. But I was never prepared for this.

And to top it off, after picking up about 500 to 600 working girls in the past year and five months I’ve been driving, I have yet to receive a tip from any one of them.

It’s like it’s against their religion to drop the driver a buck or two.

Creole Gaudet

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CATHY AND THE GAMEROOM

Copyright ©2024 by Creole Gaudet. All rights reserved.

No part of this episode may be reproduced or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic or mechanical, including photocopying, recording, or by an information storage and retrieval system – except by a reviewer who may quote brief passages in a review to be printed in a magazine or newspaper – without permission in writing from the publisher, Creole Gaudet.

After stepping away and dedicating more than a decade, strictly and exclusively to my art, can I once again live my life as a libertine? Are my frequent and unrelenting bouts of nostalgia as I reminisce, longing for my younger years, just simply a mid-life crisis or a clarion call? Can I make my libertine dreams a reality?

Follow along with me on an all-access, fun-filled, no-holds-barred journey filled with stories, tell-alls, tales, failures, successes, and progress updates as I climb my way back.

The events as told, views, and opinions within Libertine Dreams are those of the author and make no guarantees or promises regarding the accuracy, reliability, or completeness of the information presented. It is solely for entertainment purposes.


Originally published June 17th, 2024, on my Patreon page.

About a month ago, I met a woman named Cathy.

Cathy is blonde, mature, full-figured, and very attractive with a pair of titties that she continually struggles with to keep them from bursting through whatever she’s wearing. When they’re natural, I guess they do whatever they want.

During our conversations, I found out that Cathy was a mover, shaker, and a hustler who was well-connected with the street culture here in Dallas. She knows how to survive, and she’s already helping me on my journey to independence.

She hit me up last night to come and hang out with her at a couple of the game rooms. She wanted to play and also to allow me to acclimate myself to the scene.

I’d never actually been inside any of them.

Mind you, these places are notorious for getting robbed. Out in Fort Worth, five masked guys with guns came in blasting and robbed each patron. They even assaulted a few, who were fetally curled on the floor, with punches and kicks.

Her $20.00 was matched by the house with another $20.00 for a total of $40.00 to play. Cathy explained that you must win at least double that amount before you can cash out.

It wasn’t a problem, though. She’d sat me next to her, and I watched her play some form of roulette as she built her winnings up to a little over $200.00 before calling it.

Most gamblers would have continued and eventually lost their earnings, but Cathy knows how to win.

We’d left there and driven to a couple of other game rooms, but, judging by the parking lots, they’d seemed to be empty. She’d told me that Mondays are usually slow.

We’d then decided to hang out and just drive around the city for a while until one of her associates sent her a text, looking for some “girl”. Through one of my sources, I was able to put that together for her and put a few dollars into my pocket, too.

Cathy is a keeper.

Creole Gaudet

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