CAMILLA – EPISODE #1.4 – GOING ONCE, GOING TWICE

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“Dillon. Seriously though. I’d like to offer you this cash. Won’t you take it?”

“Again, thank you and no.”

“Please, don’t get offended. I’m just asking because…you might need it. I don’t know.”

“I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to come off that way. I’m just used to earning everything I have. It’s just the way I am. It’s the way I was raised.”

“Much respect. I admire that. I’m used to having everything. I was the only child, so…”

“You were spoiled?”

“Rotten…if I had let my dad have his way… I won’t say that I wasn’t accepting and that I didn’t have lots of expensive things. I still do, but it doesn’t define me. I’ve worked, Dillon. McDonald’s…”

“As like a manager?”

“Nope. On the grill, the drive-through, cleaning the bathrooms, and putting out the trash. I even worked overnight… You don’t look surprised.”

“Should I be?”

“I guess not.”

“Was that it? McDonald’s?”

“No. I was a car salesman for like six months. I worked as a cashier at Winn-Dixie, a server at a restaurant on St. Charles… Get this, my cousins and my ex all came in one night, and guess who got their table?”

“Nah… No way!”

“It was David, his wife Laura, my cousin Mark, Chris, who’s my ex, and his sister Kelly.”

“Did they know you worked there?”

“No! They don’t even know I’ve ever worked or had a job.”

“What’s the problem? What do they do? Don’t they have careers?”

“That’s beneath them. They’re too entitled. They’ve never had to do anything their entire lives.”

“So, did you serve them?”

“Uh, no. There was no way I was going out there. I asked my manager if I could go on break, but of course, we were way too busy.”

“You were worried because of what they might say?”

“More that I wouldn’t want to have to go through all the trouble of explaining myself. I don’t tell them everything I do or why I do it. They wouldn’t understand it anyway.

“And to be honest, Dillon, the reality of it is that I could never truly understand. I quit that night. I exited through the employee entrance, headed down the ramp to the street, got on the bus, and went straight home.

“Knowing that I didn’t have to work those jobs to support myself and that I could just walk off when and if it got too uncomfortable, could never fully give me the appreciation of what it’s like to be a person who didn’t have that option.

“It’s as if… I wanted to know how it was to be a normal person, Dillon.

“So much so that I’d even considered giving up all my wealth so that I could have a real life with real struggles alongside real people.

“But, as an heir to my family’s estate and the bearer of their name, I have responsibilities. I have a legacy. There are foundations and charities that I’ll one day be in charge of. There are people who are going to depend on me.”

“That sounds heavy. You must really be rich, Camilla.”

“I’m not rich, Dillon. I’m wealthy. Very wealthy. There’s a difference.”

“I’m not either, so I’ll have to take your word for it.”

“How do you feel about that?”

“Your wealth?”

“Yeah.”

“I guess I don’t feel one way or the other. There’s nothing wrong with being wealthy or having lots of money. If you’re born into a comfortable life, it is what it is. You shouldn’t be shunned or punished for it.

“You’re still a human being. You have emotions and feelings just like everyone else, rich or poor. If you were a snob or had an entitled mindset like your cousins… I guess that would be different. But, from what I know of you, so far, you’re a warm, kind, and wonderful person, Camilla.

“I like you. I like you a lot. I really do.”

“I like you, too, Dillon. You being so natural and down to earth may be just what I need in my life.”

“And your ex still hangs out with your cousins? What’s that all about?”

“It’s a long and complicated story. He’s not even worth mentioning right now.”

“Not right now…? So, he’s going to come up at some point. That’s what it sounds like to me.”

“It’s only because they’re all friends.”

“There’s some history there.”

“You’re not just a pretty boy. You’re smart too.

“Okay… I went to four proms and all our high school functions with Chris. We were that couple, you know?

“Chris, David, and Mark have been friends since kindergarten. Kelly and I were also. Laura met David in freshman year when we all started at Tulane.”

“It’s like you’re one happy family…”

“Family, yes. Happy, not all the time. I’ll hang with them everyday and then I’m gone for weeks. I have to get my distance sometimes.”

“On one of your jobs with the regular people.”

“That hurt, Dillon.”

“I’m not meaning like that. I’m seeing your struggle. It’s like you have a want to be more rounded; have your feet on a solid foundation. Move to the beat of your own drum.”

“That’s a way of putting it.”

“Do your folks know about your working?”

“Yes, they always encourage me in whatever I do. Especially my mother. She would even be with me when I’d go and feed the homeless…”

“Go? In person?”

“If you could see the light in their eyes when they’d see us pull up…”

“That’s incredible, Camilla. You really are a giver. And you’re not doing it for recognition. It’s from the heart.”

“It is, Dillon. It is.” Camilla grinned. “Are you sure you don’t want this cash?”

“I’m sure.”

“Five thousand… Going once… Going twice…”

“Gone!”

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CAMILLA – EPISODE #1.3 – THE ASTON MARTIN

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STINKY CHEEK BAR AND GRILL – OUTSIDE – 8:30 P.M.

“I like the way you stood up for yourself in there.”

“You know, I always tip my servers very well. But… She’s too much!”

“Crystal’s cool. I think that she may have been a bit put off by you.”

“What is that supposed to mean?”

“She’s usually the hot chick in the place.”

“So, she’s not getting all the attention, so she takes it out on me. Make me sound unreasonable to everyone.”

“It didn’t work, though.”

“Damn right it didn’t work.” They laugh.

“So, I’ve never seen you here before.”

“Is this your spot or something?”

“Yeah, I eat here often because that way I don’t have to try and cook, you know? I’m not that good at it… What brought you out here if you don’t mind my asking?”

“I was supposed to meet this guy…”

“And here you were just questioning me if I had a wife or a girlfriend… I knew it. Ha! I knew it was too good to be true.”

“Stop getting ahead of yourself. You don’t know that I’m even interested in you.”

“You said I was cute.”

“And sexy.”

Dillon playfully takes a step back. “Maybe I shouldn’t stand too close to you, though. I don’t want to mess up your game. He may show up and take things the wrong way.”

“It isn’t a date, Dillon.”

“Okay. I like the sound of that. So, who is he?”

“Someone whom David told me about. Told me to meet him here.”

“Who’s David?”

She looks at her watch. “My cousin.”

“What time was he supposed to be here?”

“Two hours ago.”

“Damn.” Dillon pauses for a moment. “Let me ask you something, Camilla.” He leans in. “You can tell me it’s none of my business, and I won’t be offended. But, uh, was he supposed to bring you a little something?”

“Yes!”

“I see… Well, maybe I can be of some assistance. You looking for some weed. My bandmate always has.”

“Nah, I don’t smoke.”

“Some white?”

“I was.”

Dillon smiled. “Well, Camilla. This is your lucky evening.”

“You have a plug?”

“I do.”

“Can you put it together?!”

“Yup.”

“Okay… Do we have to go and meet him? Can he come by?”

“You’re looking at him.”

“You, Dillon?” She laughed. “Come on.”

“I’m serious.”

“I don’t believe you.”

“Why?”

“I just don’t. You’re a little too church boy. Too pretty. Perfect teeth. Smooth light brown skin. Dimples on your cheeks. This isn’t your lane.”

“Fish scale, right off the brick. No footprints.”

“You are serious.”

“Yes. I got you.”

“That sounds good… Do you have something with you?”

“Not here. It’s at my place…over on Rampart. Just a few blocks up the way.”

“Okay, let’s go. Am I riding with you?”

“I walked. It’s really not that far.”

“Ride with me. I’d rather not leave my car here anyway.”

“Where did you park?”

She points to the green Aston Martin. “Right here.”

“This is yours? I saw it when I came in.”

“That’s my baby. The DBS 770 Ultimate Volante.”

“Those wheels are wild. This is incredibly nice, Camilla…and green.”

“Kermit Green.”

“Bright ass green.”

“Do you want to drive it?”

“Hell no. No way. Nope.”

“Why not?”

“This car… This car…must at least cost a hundred grand. At least!”

“A hundred grand? You’re not even in the ballpark, Dillon.”

“What? Is it less? Eighty grand! No less than that.”

“No, it’s much more. You’re looking at half a million dollars.”

“Oh! Wait…! What?! Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Camilla bursts with laughter. “It’s not that serious.”

“Not that serious? I’m not going to even take a chance of putting an ass impression on the seat. It’s a good thing the top is down because I’m going to stand up while we ride.”

“Dillon! You’re so crazy! This is the best laugh I’ve had since I can remember!”

“As a matter of fact, I’m not riding in that car, Camilla. Hell nah. I’ll give you my address, and I’ll meet you at my place. I’m walking.”

“Oh, shit! Stop it! I’m about to pee myself!”

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