DOPE BOY CHRONICLES – EPISODE #1.49 – TYLER

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MARCH 7, 2020

HOME – 9:50 a.m.

I was awakened by soft whispers. As my eyes focused, I could see Cami, dressed and frantically moving about.

“How do I look? Is this okay?”

Sway, wearing only a red sheer lace thong, stood back, giving Cami a final look-see. “Fabulous.” She adjusted the tips of her tresses. “You look fabulous.”

“I’m nervous. Why am I so nervous?” She extended her arms. “Look. I’m shaking.”

Sway took her hands. “Oh, come on… Relax. What are you worried about?”

“I don’t want to fuck this up.”

“How? Everything’s going to be okay.”

“I’ve never had a big-time trick like this before.”

“You have this one, and there will be plenty more. Just go with it and have fun.”

“Really? You think so?”

“Yes. As beautiful as you are, how can you miss?”

Cami looked across to me. “I’m so sorry. I didn’t mean to wake you, Daddy?”

“It’s okay.”

“Wish me luck?”

“I will. Just be smart and don’t do anything you’re not comfortable with or don’t want to do.” I propped on my elbow. “If you have any problems or if you want to come home, hit us up. Wherever you are, we’ll go and get you.”

Cami’s phone vibrated. “Oh shit! The driver will be here in one minute… Now I’m all nervous again.”

Sway smiled as Cami walked to me. “Bye, daddy. I can’t wait to get back.” She squeezed my cheeks, pouting my lips, and placed hers to mine for a kiss. “I’ll be thinking about you the entire time.”

She turned to Sway. The two embraced tightly. “Cami… I love you, girl.”

“I love you, too. Bye.”

Sway, grinning mischievously, hurriedly spun the swing lock and quickly twisted the dead-bolt latch before dashing towards the window. She parted the curtains. “A whole stretch Limo! Black!”

“No shit?!” I rose to my feet, looking over Sway’s shoulder. “That’s a fucking ten passenger.”

It wasn’t long before Cami appeared. She glanced up, tossing a quick wave before ducking through the held-open door.

The chauffeur, a stocky built gentleman with a blazing red crew, secured Cami before loading her luggage into the cavernous trunk.

He then took his place behind the wheel of the cockpit. Within moments, the big Lincoln pulled away.

“She’s gone, Andre.”

I looked to Sway, studying her expression as she stared intently. The bright morning sun illuminated her argent irises. “You’re worried.”

“I am… A little.”


HOME – 1:20 a.m.

My phone rang. It was Sway. “Andre!”

“Hey…”

“Were you asleep?”

“I think so… Yeah, what time…?” I stole a peek at the clock, then quick-glanced the window. “That can’t be… How did I sleep this long?”

“You’ve been stressed, that’s all. You needed to get some rest.”

“But…”

“Baby, listen to me. I have something to tell you… Something to ask you.”

“Is everything okay?” I turned, sitting on the side of the bed.

“Yeah… I just wanted to let you know that I’m bringing a friend home with me. Are you good with it? She needs to hang out for a couple of days. She lives with her grandmother, and they’re not getting along right now.”

I rubbed the corners of my eyes. “Another girl, Sway? Does she have a pimp too?”

“No, she’s just young and wilding out.”

“How young?”

“Nineteen, but she is a ho. A straight-up ho. Can’t wait to fuck. Any price!”

“So what’s Cami going to think about this when she gets back? Some strange girl all up in her space…before she even gets to enjoy it?”

“They know each other. They’re cool. That’s actually how I met her.”

“Cool already? What’s her name?”

“Tyler. She’s fucking beautiful too! Dark chocolate. Tall and slim with a perfect body. Perfect, Daddy. You have to see it to believe it.”

“She’s black?”

“Yes! And her eyes… She has eyes like Diana Ross.”

“Who?”

“Diana Ross! You’re all old school and you don’t know Diana Ross?!”

“I know that name…”

“From The Supremes, Andre!”

“Oh fuck!” I laughed.

“I’m about to revoke your Super Fly card, man.”

“But can we trust this girl, Sway? We don’t know what’s really going on with her. All you have is her side of the story.”

“She gives me a good vibe.”

“I’m going to be honest with you. I’m not sure about this one.”

“She’s got five bands right now. Cash money!”

“A choosing fee?”

“I’m thinking more of like… Like a down payment in case she decides to flake out. That way you won’t be out of your investment.”

“A choosing fee.”

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DOPE BOY CHRONICLES – EPISODE #1.48 – CAMI HAS A DATE

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DRIVING – 5:40 p.m.

I listened as the girls chatted.

Sway cracked. “Cami, girl, I can tell Julianna’s missing the life.”

“Bet! You know that ho had a pimp back in the day. Bitch probably brought in a million dollars during her career.”

“Back when the game was different. You didn’t have all these wannabe ass pimps out here with no fucking class. They not only don’t play by the rules, they don’t even know the rules. It’s a gentleman’s game.”

“Right?! Motherfuckers beefing when they lose their hos. You lose a bitch, you get another bitch. That’s why a real pimp can’t step to a motherfucker and let him know his ho chose him. They’re ready to kill over losing a bitch.

“How are your other bitches going to respect your shit if you’re going out like that over a ho that don’t want to be with you anymore? They’re working hard trying to build something, and you’re risking it all on one ho.”

I cut in. “You really think she had a pimp? Maybe she just danced.”

Sway turned to me. “You know she thinks you’re a pimp.”

“Come on…”

“Andre, you have to know that. She called Cami the new addition to the family.”

“Yeah, I guess you’re right.”

“I saw her peeping that Rolly on your wrist.”

“It ain’t even a President… And I don’t mean any disrespect to you, Cami. I’m just making a point.”

Sway continued. “It’s a Rolex. She probably thinks you have more than that one.”

Cami grinned. “She likes you. I bet if she was young, she’d be trying to choose you. That’s why she was going out of her way to make sure you got the apartment.”

“She had that all set up from when I talked to her on the phone.”

“I bet by your voice, she wanted to meet you.”

“Because she could tell I’m black?”

“Yeah! And she wanted to fuck you as soon as she saw you!”


KNOCKOUT SPORTS BAR – NORTHWEST HIGHWAY – 5:59 p.m.

We were seated, eating. Sway looked to me. “Baby, I just thought about it. We have to get new dishes, pots, silverware… We don’t even have anything to drink out of. How am I going to cook?”

“We definitely have to get that because I’m about tired of this place. Cami, I don’t know if she told you, but she can cook. I mean, really cook.”

“I can’t wait to try it.”

“You’re in for a treat.” I looked to Sway. “What are we going to do about furniture? The room… I mean the apartment is going to be ready on Monday.”

“Is that when we move in?”

“Yes.” A Rooms To Go commercial appeared on the TV monitors above. We all looked to each other and laughed. “I guess that’s it. Let’s go tomorrow, early. That way, we can have time to pick out what we want and have it delivered.”

“Cami’s leaving tomorrow, Andre.”

“Fuck. I forgot about that. What time?”

“He’s sending a car at ten.”

“In the morning?”

“Yeah.”

“You come back on Monday, right?”

“Monday night.”

“We’ll be moved in by then. Can’t you go online and pick out what you want? It’ll be there waiting for you when you get back.”

Sway added. “And I’ll have your bed made up and your clothes put away for you.”

“We’re going to Best Buy as soon as we leave here. I want the biggest fucking TV that can fit in the living room. Plus a big ass recliner so I can chill.”

“Just like a man, Cami.” Sway smiled. “Baby, we need to sit too. Let’s get a sofa…”

“I want my recliner.”

“Let’s get a sofa… A sectional with a recliner.”

“They make that?”

“Yes. We can get one with a recliner and a chaise.”

“I think I do remember seeing something like that.”

“Baby, let mama do this, okay? You pick the TV and whatever game thingy you want to go with it, and let me do the rest.”

“I don’t want any frilly shit in the bathroom, though.”

“Two bathrooms, remember?”

“I get one and…”

“Cami and I will share the second one.”

“All that make-up, hair dryers, and hair all over the place. What about a vacuum cleaner? We need that too.”

“We will.”

“A computer! Or a couple laptops. We’ll have real addresses and a mailbox with mail in it. Like real people. Even a garage for the Corvette.”

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